What happened to your real hair is it underneath?"
"hi Dad haven't seen you in a year but occasionally I like to have sex with girls okaythanksbye"
His Mum skrrr skrrrd and pulled up right near the Corn Exchange in a red Mercedes. HIS WHOLE MOTHER.
WHY ARE THE MANDEM ON OUR DATE????
I’ll be posting a weekly anthology titled Don’t Get Into The Car With Tinted Windows... and Other Dating Disasters
So for the past 4 weeks or so there's been a little show called Love Island airing at about 9pm everyday (except Saturdays)ITV 2. The show is pretty popular with its only viewings and ratings competitor being World Cup. If you haven't seen or heard of the show ( seriously where have you been 🙂)… Continue reading Love Island and Other Trash TV Shows: A Rant
I would trade my left butt cheek and walk around with a weird lopsided arse just to hold my boyfriend K.B's hand right now. It's 4am and I miss him.He lives in Kent and I'm about to relocate to Derby after finishing my degree. So we'll live about 4 hours away from each other. The… Continue reading Woe Is A Long Distance Relationship